Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Letter to the the makers of Tide Detergent

Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.




I hope you laughed as hard as I did! I really enjoyed this! LOL When I reach my menopausal stage in my life I hope that I do not find myself composing a letter like this!

3 comments:

Rosjuane said...

That was really funny. I enjoyed it alot!! Hope I too don't have to write that one day. Mine would be a bit diffrent though. I think mine would go something like He got a stain on his new shirt (which my husband is notoruous for) and I killed him and got the blood out of my shirt and the stain out of his....

Maury Draper said...

Yes, that is FUNNY! And, my husband would be the first one to make fun of me for being clumsy and staining my shirt!

The Perry Family said...

oh my!! hilarious!!!